They say duct tape can fix anything, and I agree. We broke down halfway to Bordeaux on the highway. While trucks thundered by, we lifted the hood and saw the air hose had cracked in two. After trying with everything from socks to electrician’s tape, my husband finally broke down and let me put duct tape on the hose. I fixed it. Of course, a man won’t admit his wife knew better, so he regalled our friends with stories of his socks. I put duct tape over my mirror. When he asked why, I said, “To fix my self esteem.”
Thank you, Rochelle Wisoff-Fields, for the prompt!
PHOTO PROMPT © Dale Rogerson
rochellewisoff said:
Dear Jennifer,
This made me laugh out loud at the end. Just like some men who feel the need to be the center of attention. It’s always about them. Welcome to Friday Fictioneers.
Shalom,
Rochelle
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Sandra said:
Well it worked for the hose, but I reckon it will take more than that for her self-esteem. She probably needs to part-ex him. Not sure if you’re a newbie, but if so – welcome. Enjoyed your story. And Rochelle will nail you over her name, I’m sure. 🙂
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Susan A Eames said:
Thought provoking, clever story. Nicely done!
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neilmacdon said:
I’m sure he’ll suggest she do it with socks. Welcome, Jennifer
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trentpmcd said:
I know duct tape is good, but is it that good? Perhaps she needs to use the duct tape on the hubby – he’s the one who seems broken…
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J Hardy Carroll said:
Yes, I feel the same way about the mirror. Never kind, now it merely mocks me.
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Dale said:
Well done, Jennifer. Welcome to Friday Fictioneers… Why, oh why can’t they just give credit where it is due? I feel for her. Have been in her reflection…
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Rowena said:
Jennifer, welcome to Friday Fictioneers. Looks like you’ll fit in well around here. I loved this, particularly the last night. Sticking gaffer tape over your mirror is such an emotional thing to do, like scribbling yourself out of a photo, which I’ve seen done. I also feel a deep sense of sadness for the woman that she would feel this way about herself. Why can’t she see the beauty in herself, although this is a very common problem.
Meanwhile, I’ve bought myself a midlife crisis vehicle tonight. My husband spotted a red Alfa 159 at an online auction site and we managed to win the auction. My Dad used to have an Alfa Spyder and it went well so I’m hopeful. I do have this concern about things Italian looking good but having dubious performance.
Wish me luck.
Best wishes,
Rowena
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neeltheauthor- author of WHEN LIFE THROWS THOSE CURVE BALLS said:
Yes, the duct works, and it would work as well on his mouth. Wonder why some live with such creeps. Looks like you are new to FF. If so you are such a welcome addition. Loved your story.
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granonine said:
Great irony here. She fixed it, but he made it about himself. Not a good guy to live with, I’m thinking.
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StuHN said:
The hubby must not have liked the recent Gillette commercial. Great statement about men not owning up to what women can accomplish.
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Liz Young said:
That last line is a killer – well done.
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Brenda's Thoughts said:
A very clever take on the prompt. Duct tape can fix anything!! Welcome to Friday Fictioneers. =)
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jennifermacaire said:
thank you for all your kind comments – I have a ot of catching up to do reading, but I love these flash fictions. Rochelle – apologies for mispelling. Dyslexia R’Us; seriously, I see everything backwards, lol.
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jwdwrites said:
I liked this, she’s far too deep for him, perhaps he should ‘put a sock in it’. 🙂
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Iain Kelly said:
Nicely done Jennifer – silly man, everyone knows duct tape fixes everything!
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Carol J Forrester said:
My grandfather will stand by the fact that anything can be fixed with bailer twine, but duct tape is good too.
A very enjoyable piece to read.
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Nobbinmaug said:
Damn! That’s all I have. That last line… Wow!
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Sascha Darlington said:
Great last line!
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Abhijit Ray said:
Wife knows everything, a man will always admit when siting among men after a few pints. He will also admit, a duct tape can fix everything, except a broken heart.
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Piyali said:
Stick the duct tape on her hubby’s mouth. That should solve it 🙂 I loved your story
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Keith's Ramblings said:
That told him! Brilliant Jennifer
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Violet Lentz said:
And here I was under the assumption duck tape was a man thing..
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gahlearner said:
Welcome! She is clever and practical. I hope her partner understands the message.
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patrickprinsloo said:
I hope he learnt from that. (Why socks?)
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Na'ama Yehuda said:
A friend of mine once taped her car-boot shut after the lock broke. She was moving, and was able to drive three hours on the high-way in the rain, without the duct tape giving up. Granted, it took some scraping to clean the glue off the car, but she’d gotten her precious belonging to the new house, nice, dry and safe. She’s a believer! 🙂
Na’ama
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Alicia Jamtaas said:
Bam!!! I love that last quote. So much said in those five words! Kudos and welcome aboard.
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michaelwynnauthor said:
Sounds like she should have put the duct tape over his mouth.
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Kalpana Solsi said:
When the husband talked about his success with socks the wife should have stuck the duct tape to his mouth. this story made me laugh.
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i b arora said:
the self esteem rarely gets taped.
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James McEwan said:
I agree with the others, duct tape over his mouth might have driven the point home.
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Scott Carless said:
I liked the image of duct tape over the mirror as a means of fixing something within yourself.
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amiewrites74 said:
That last line is a zinger! Well done!
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Fatima Fakier said:
Welcome to Friday Fictioneers, Jennifer! I don’t think duct tape over a mirror will fix her self esteem.
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