I just read an article about Madonna and her new man, 22 yr old Jesus is dating the 50 yr old Madonna, and they seem to be having a good time.
My first reaction was, ‘well, maybe she’s finally found someone she can relate to’, but that sounded petty, and so I revised it to ‘If I was single and had a choice between a 50 yr old and a 22 yr old – I know exactly where I’d head -22 here I come!’ – and to hell with conversation – quite frankly, it’s highly overrated.
As Joan Collins said when prodded about her relation with a man thirty years her junior – “Well, if he dies, he dies.”